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He does the homework. We fade it.
Twenty years of television. One consistent signal. Every date below is real.
- 01
MAR 11, 2008
Bear Stearns is fine. Do not take your money out.
Sold to JPMorgan for $2 a share five days later.
- 02
OCT 6, 2008
Told America to pull anything it needed for the next five years out of the market.
The bottom printed five months later. Then a decade-long bull run.
- 03
OCT 2022
Apologized on air for backing Meta the whole way down.
Meta bottomed within days, then went up roughly 8x.
- 04
FEB 8, 2023
The ninth-best performer today is SVB Financial. Don’t yawn.
Regulators seized the bank 30 days later.
- 05
MAR 2023
Wall Street launched a real ETF whose entire strategy was betting against him.
$SJIM: the only fund in history indexed to one man being wrong.
A strategy this dependable used to require a Bloomberg terminal. Now it has a ticker: $CRAMER.
Three steps, zero conviction required
Get on Robinhood Chain
Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain with MetaMask or Robinhood Wallet. Gas costs cents.
Open the launchpad
$CRAMER lives on pons.family. Connect, paste the contract, set your size.
Do the opposite
He would call this reckless. You know exactly what that means.
Do the opposite
One man spent twenty years telling you what to do. One token spends every day not doing it.